Something Happened!

*Steppity step step la dee da I’m a’goin’ home hmm hm hmm,* thinking about eating something tasty when I see this:

“What,” I think, “the hell?!” So I take a closer look:

Then aloud, “Lola!?” I open my door and look around:

No lolacat to be seen. The bathroom?

Hmmm. Under the sink? Maybe?

No! Hmm.

Something is amiss here. Not just the murdered bird or the fact that dear Dolores has seemingly vanished. No, my whole apartment is apparently gutted!, and I dunno know why?! And there’s dead animals everywhere..and.. Suddenly everything is MUCH more sinister. Oh! Dear! Po slovamie lenina i chernishevskovo!, chto delat? I calm down and warm up in the tub!