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nobama norgans no-way!
Posted in Adventure, Serious Politics, it belonged to a drunk anyway on April 8, 2009 by discotejasdiscotexas6 mo’
Posted in Serious Politics, texas with tags big john, choirs, cowboy diplomacy, cowboy hats, cowboy politiks, fringe, good brews, heathens, hellions, I'm from Texas, leather, legend, lone ranger, mustangs, Pecos, straight shooters, sunset, The Lord's Work, united states senate, vests, wild horses, windmills on July 19, 2008 by discotejasdiscotexas
This is what a real Texan looks like.
Is Ralph Nader a Werepuppy? DiscotejasDiscotexas finds out!
Posted in Devaru, Serious Politics on July 15, 2008 by discotejasdiscotexasYup.
7:38 PM July 18th, 2008 
12:41 AM July 19th, 2008
DiscotejasDiscotexas concludes: Shadows just aren’t in the light we see.
Ron Paul: Libertarian or Panda?
Posted in Serious Politics, texas with tags 2008 presidential election, 21st century, abstract expressionism, adopt-a-highway, animal look-alikes, animals, bamboo, bbq grills, beak, black and white photography, build-a-bear, cage free chickens, cage free language, campaign '08, care bear cousins, celebrities, chicken wing, congresspeople, cuddly things, cuteness, cutie-wooties, doppelgangers, emo, emu, endangered species, extinction, FDR, free range language, freganism, gentrification, gop, gw, happiness, hogwarts, house of representatives of the united states of americ, hrc, impostors, jackson pollock, knomes, large birds, left wing, libertarianism, libertarians, llamas, megafauna, michel foucault, middle wing, miscarriages of justice, mistaken identity, NASCAR, nip slips, noam chomsky, noam elsner, organic food, pandas, patriotism, poseurs, postmodernity, pound puppy pals, presidential candidates, public service, raccoon relatives, radical linguistics, raw foods, renegade politics, right wing, roe v. wade, satan, scandals, shopping malls, Texas politicians, twenty-first century, veganism, vegeterianism, whole foods on June 30, 2008 by discotejasdiscotexas
Coincidence?
What’s that in the pantry?
Posted in Food, Serious Politics with tags Baylor, Baylor College of Medicine, consumer advocacy, culpability, dried crushed mice, Food, herbs, holes, Joe Salvati, Mahogany den, miscarriages of justice, presidential candidates, Ralph Nader, Salvati, Serious Politics, shaker on June 30, 2008 by discotejasdiscotexasDear Reader,
First, what the heck is with those jokers at Salvati? I mean, the spices speak for themselves, but the dcm shaker
has got to go!!! Do these punks just like to mock their customers or are they completely inept? Come on! The holes in the shaker are big enough, but the darn thing just still doesn’t work. We will leave the scientific
explanation to someone else in some other forum, but what we have to say comes from what we’ve seen and done, pure and simple, folks. So, Mr. Salvati, are you just going to sit there in your big leather chair in your Mahogany den in your four story mansion and let discotejas/discotexas call bullshit on not only you, sir, but the entirety of the spice industry, or are you going to stand up and churn out a product you can be proud of? Where’s the culpability? Grrrrrr!!!
GFDC
Posted in Devaru, Serious Politics with tags anthropocentrism, capital, Devaru, dinosaurs, gold, golden, goldfish, hot damn, jobs, labor, Serious Politics, vice presidents on June 22, 2008 by discotejasdiscotexas
I worked in a pet shop, where we sold animals and supplies to owners of animals. It worked out. One goldfish got really weird about being as deprived of meaning as it was. Anthropocentric, but illustration is hard? for me! It acted like other goldfish; it just died sooner. This goldfish and I have practically nothing in common (though I will die sooner than I’m buried…probably…so we have a word). Too many changes for this fella, I 
think. None of them probably that different. This is a pet shop goldfish. But they are different. Difference is alright for goldfish it seems. None of them seem offput if I feed them in patterns of pentagrams or caribou or other things I think about a lot when I feed golden fish. But if I take away what makes things strange or different, their whole context (like when I put a half cup of l s d in their soil or make them take bergman seriously) most of them don’t do a hot damn thing. This goldy fish, though, really flippered into lala . All to not do it. Ignoring devaru-chakras, it didn’t even happen. Our [you better take responsibility for this pal by now!] gfishy went all shiny happy flower rythm and just tuckered all out. Still though, GOLD fish make so little energy. our frIEnd really fucked the system.
I composed a song about it; the song went like this, and you can get a wax cylinder recording from iTunes’s store.
“I’ll grant you a wish
to be a fish
I’m adick adickted toDickCheney
For you
It’s the most I’ll ever do for you”
(After dICk Chaiiieeekkkny sent us this little anecdote he was fired for torturing people (this Pet Shop does not encourage ‘intensive interrogations) so he stopped selling dead dinosaurs and moved to selling happiness. What a killer!)
Now That’s a President
Posted in Serious Politics with tags distance, dreams, FDR, LBJ, memory, neighbor, practice, presidents, Serious Politics, window, world leaders on June 16, 2008 by discotejasdiscotexas
Franklin Delano, now that’s a president!
my upstairs neighbor pushed the wall through with their fist and made a hole. then there was the doors. both were facistic, predetermined and reactionary. the windows were just too high. which is why, i think, my neighbor always practices landing.
